Can’t Fill Your Adderall, It’s 5 Days Early… Sweatshirt | Bearded Man

Description

This relaxed, garment-dyed sweatshirt wraps you in a soft, substantial hug—just heavy enough to feel comforting without weighing you down. A striking, painterly portrait sits on the front under a wry caption, giving the piece an offbeat, conversational personality that sparks smiles and starts small debates. The ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem hold shape through wear. Inside, twill neck tape and a half-moon back patch add durable, thoughtful touches. OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes and a smooth ring-spun cotton blend keep the surface great for printing or embroidery and gentle on the skin. Wear it on slow mornings, behind the counter, or anywhere you want to keep things casual with a dose of irony.

Product features
– 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz) — soft, durable, great for print
– Relaxed fit with 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem for stretch and recovery
– Necktape and half-moon back patch for stability and comfort
– OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; sewn-in twill label
– Embroidery decoration available on left chest and center chest print areas

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean